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Old man syndrome

The condition elderly people suffer in the presence of younger people. Symptoms include but are not limited to refusal to lose to a younger person, refusal of being wrong, refusal of being at fault, and the urge to use age as justification for their actions, decisions, and opinions.
That old person didn't like reading this definition. His/her "Old man syndrome" kicked in, and he started complaining that it wasn't in proper definition form.

Younger person: You mean according to Webster?
Old person: Yeah
Younger person: Well, this is Urban Dictionary!!! Its meant for fun if nothing else.
Old person: I got 20 years on you! You dont know what fun is!
by pseudonymis maximus November 3, 2010
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old fashion

that boy is just like his old fashion
by cheevers November 1, 2010
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20 years old

the most pointless age ever. you may as well turn 19 two years in a row. there is absolutely nothing significant about this age except, perhaps, the commonly said "you're not a teen anymore!" ... big fucking deal. i still can't legally drink.
"happy birthday, kelsey!.. wow, 20 years old!.. you're not a.."
"shut the hell up."
"hey, now! only 365 more days until you can.."
"FUCK. YOU."
by KELSCULLHAAII August 16, 2009
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good old winchester

.........good old winchester, trusty single shot bolt action weapon
by Tyrell James October 31, 2004
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the old people smell

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been previously occupied by old people.
I puked my Zellers Z-burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
I had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.
by Daz March 8, 2005
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Old people steal

It's true. Old people steal. Then they use an excuse such as retirement to get out of trouble.
'My grandmother stole my $50. Dammit! I hate it when old people steal!'
by AJAW July 7, 2004
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13 year old

A person who is 13 years of age no insults to them they dont deserve it. This usually used as an insult such as " dumb 13 year old kpop stan" or "fatherless dream stan" but those people are usually not even 13 yet and was it that obvious? none that age assumes is over the age of 14. 13 year olds are just going through puberty and its the worst time to be alive.
Some Beluga Fan on the Youtube comment section: lol stfu i bet ur like 13 go watch tiktok the garbage content ever
The 13 year old with a brain: You know i cant control my age right? fuck off and go find a hobby to do loser.
by Lolorator360 February 15, 2022
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