Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.

by Ronny Vegas May 8, 2018

Robot Soda Jerk

A robot who works at a soda fountain.

Dae: "That robot soda jerk was so cute!"
Sally: "Dude are you also robosexual?"
Dae: "YAS QUEEN & HIV POSITIVE!"

by MaxwellMurdoch December 6, 2020

pressure jerked

a woman wraps her legs around a guys waist and squeezes hard while jerking him off until he shoots his load.

He got pressure jerked when she trapped him in a lower body scissors and jerked him off

by Gozaagustus March 19, 2022

clean & jerk

Masturbating in the shower

"I start every day with a clean & jerk."

by Kichael Jackstien September 27, 2015

Jerk

A person usually male who acts shitty

“What a jerk” Emily said as she pulled out her riffle and shot the man.

by Jaguar28 September 20, 2022

Toilet Jerk

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.

John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.

by JT slay November 10, 2022

Accidental Jerk

One who's personality lends itself to being bullish or blunt without considering the feelings of others. Initially, this type of person has no idea that others see him/her as a jerk due to obliviousness.

I really thought I was just providing my coworker pertinent information, but then I thought about the way I said it. I'm pretty sure I was an accidental jerk.

by WhiskyNick September 14, 2018