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Dink Fingers

a derogatory term used to describe a person who is a complete asshole and is completely useless.
Hey "dink fingers", thanks for all the help!
by NickoshieT June 28, 2010
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Witch finger

A huge clit that resembles a witch finger.
Her witch finger was bigger than my dick.

My wifes witch finger is so long, I can sword fight her with my dick.
by Quiddler August 25, 2018
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drink a finger

a finger of beer refers to a small amount of beer consumed in one action from a glass bottle.

imagine your holding a bottle of beer, with your fingers gripping round it, a finger of beer is the amount that needs to be consumed in order to reduce the level of the beer in the bottle by one fingers width lower.

it basically just means drink a mouth full of beer.
''every time David Cameron says 'big society' in Prime Ministers question time, you've gotta drink a finger''
by maiablues July 27, 2012
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Finger Tarded

The consistent error of spelling & writing while typing to someone online.
an example of what finger tarded looks like.

"Iw ent out to the grocerae storre."
by Kimberly Balevre April 23, 2008
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Chocolate finger

When your wiping your ass and your finger accidentally tears through the toilet paper unnoticed. Can be especially problematic if you scratch your nose later on.
No thanks, I don't need a hug, looks like you got a chocolate finger
by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017
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spirit fingering

When you finger a girl so hard she has a religious epiphany.
I was spirit fingering Jenny so hard she thought I was God.
by DoubleButtBoy December 31, 2016
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Text Fingers

The state one's fingers are in when texting extremely fast.
Oh snap, that chick has got fast text fingers!
by flakycake May 6, 2010
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