Person 1: Jessica is only dating him to get to his money.
Person 2: She says she loves him.
Person 1: Fake lovin' ho.
Person 2: She says she loves him.
Person 1: Fake lovin' ho.
by TigerLilly January 9, 2014
Get the Fake Lovin'mug. Customer: Can I have some water? Please and thank you.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.
by Herobot April 7, 2020
Get the fake mannersmug. The act of waking up and smoking marijuana substitutes such as herbal potpourri, k2, damiana, and other types of "fake weed".
by DaveD9664 March 30, 2012
Get the Wake and Fakemug. Fake Weebs Usually do this Say random anime phrases like "SAUSSKEEE, NARUTOOOOO" Randomly naruto run. Possibly even do the. "Oh, You're Approaching me instead of running away your walking straight to me."
Another sign is that they say you know everything about anime however they can't read manga correctly.
Another sign is that they say you know everything about anime however they can't read manga correctly.
Dude 1: Yo this weeb got some manga from the school library right?
Dude 2: Uhuh
Dude 1: So he was reading it and said out loud "Heh I've seen a bit of the episode already let me skip it a bit"
Dude 2: Alright.
Dude 1: And he reads the manga like a normal book. Not only that he complained that the book is flipped
Dude 2: Dude that guy is a fake weeb.
Dude 2: Uhuh
Dude 1: So he was reading it and said out loud "Heh I've seen a bit of the episode already let me skip it a bit"
Dude 2: Alright.
Dude 1: And he reads the manga like a normal book. Not only that he complained that the book is flipped
Dude 2: Dude that guy is a fake weeb.
by 6th Grader Teacher October 1, 2021
Get the Fake Weebmug. a person who is completely unnecessary to be in your life. You don’t need people who cause you pain, even if you really want them to be in your life. Even though pain comes hand you get the call that they are no longer your friends, doesn’t mean you are never gonna live again. BECAUSE this is honelsty the best thing that can ever happen to you! You will soon start to realize you didn’t need them and all the bad things they have done. As you grow olde thoughts will find who your real friends vs your fake friends are. Remeber to move on from the past but don’t forget what others have done to you, it may be handy in the future😉
by jerseygirlsgivebestadvice August 4, 2018
Get the Fake friendmug. by Obama9999 April 30, 2019
Get the fake hapamug. It USED to mean news that wasn’t real, a completely false narrative.
But today that definition has been twisted into a new definition:
‘Fake News’ - news or statements that don’t paint the picture of YOU in a good light or that don’t measure up to a particular self-image.
It does not refer to News that isn’t true or a lie specifically although it may or may not include truthfulness.
It has been used as a standard attack-phrase against any person or agency that speaks or writes about any matter or event, truth or not, that does not measure up to a person’s desired projected self image. Rather than confronting the conversation, a person will dismiss it with the phrase of ‘Fake News’ and immediately pivot to another topic in order to remove the glaring lights of an unflattering introspection of his actions.
It should not be substituted for the word ‘lie’, although it appears to be currently used as a euphemism for ‘lies’ but in fact it may be hiding actual truths and not lies.
So before getting into a conversation with a person who likes to use that phrase, the definition of that term should be clarified at the beginning so that it may not be used as a cloak to hide behind.
But today that definition has been twisted into a new definition:
‘Fake News’ - news or statements that don’t paint the picture of YOU in a good light or that don’t measure up to a particular self-image.
It does not refer to News that isn’t true or a lie specifically although it may or may not include truthfulness.
It has been used as a standard attack-phrase against any person or agency that speaks or writes about any matter or event, truth or not, that does not measure up to a person’s desired projected self image. Rather than confronting the conversation, a person will dismiss it with the phrase of ‘Fake News’ and immediately pivot to another topic in order to remove the glaring lights of an unflattering introspection of his actions.
It should not be substituted for the word ‘lie’, although it appears to be currently used as a euphemism for ‘lies’ but in fact it may be hiding actual truths and not lies.
So before getting into a conversation with a person who likes to use that phrase, the definition of that term should be clarified at the beginning so that it may not be used as a cloak to hide behind.
"Wow, so many Fake News stories today. No matter what I do or say, they will not write or speak truth. The Fake News Media is out of control!" - (an actual tweet)
by WebLadyKim April 20, 2018
Get the Fake Newsmug.