Make my bed

I don't even have sheets, Jordan! There are half full bottles of soda all over my bed. Electronics. Bags. Cards. It's CHOAS, Jordan! CHOAS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hym "I CAN'T make my bed Jordan! There are no sheets! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY BED WITH NO SHEETS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam March 1, 2024

Buffet in bed

Your typical 600 pound fat person who forces there family to make them a buffet while in bed.(or bed ritten)

Jonny brought his mom a Buffet in bed

by funny jokes July 10, 2020

The equivalent of crumbs in the bed

A term rarely used, but refers to when a person is being very annoying or dumb. Because People hate when there food leaves crumbs in there bed, and say that it’s annoying, that means that the person you are referring to, is annoying.

Ugh, Jack just asked me out again, even though I’ve told him I’m Aroace!
Dude, he is the equivalent of crumbs in the bed
Ain’t that the truth

by GARLIC_Demon August 7, 2022

Bed

A bed is a magical place were you could go on ur phone, sleep, eat, and drink in.

Someone: what's your favorite place
Me: BED

by bts fan lol February 24, 2022

Bed

1. What you sleep on.
2. What your daughter/son has been sexing on.
3. Where you find most cum.

Definition 1: "Man, I really like that bed,"
Definition 2: "Hunny, you hear that noise," Mother said, future grandma. "Yes," Father replied. "He is just in bed."
Definition 3: "Ew, did you see that bed?"

by Fuk U kawa February 21, 2019

Bed-Iron

A nickname used by British Railways staff to refer to the Ex-War Department 2-8-0 and 2-10-0 locomotives. The nickname originates from the clanking sound the engines make when in a poorly maintained condition.

"You're firing a Bed-Iron today, aren't you Pat?"

by mauretanialusitania December 26, 2023

jack-in-the-bed

When your man TRIES to discretely jack-off next to you in bed, thinking you're fast asleep, when in all reality, your laying there quietly, as the mattress gently, yet distinctly begins to bounce slightly, then more and more rapidly until he finally gets it done or until you kindly ask if he would like some help.

I get secretly turned on when my boyfriend plays Jack-In-The-Bed.

by posterpoker13 January 29, 2016