Book Club

A group of lowly cougars who use books as an excuse to get HAMMERED. It all starts with a little "sip" of wine, next thing you know they're pissing on police cars and your son Burt is contemplating using his Luger on you. Often confused with an actual exchange of literary opinions, this is a full blown cougar frat party; a proverbial last hoorah before menopause hits. It's a way to keep pussies wet and livers even wetter. FUCK OUR KIDS LETS GET HAMMERED!!!

P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!

"Girls!!! I can feel my cervix shriveling up, its time for a 'book club meeting'. Lets fucking shit on the floor and turn our kids into sluts and losers (pipe fitter)."

"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.

"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."

by Noah Cuthbertson April 11, 2025

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Booking my tour

When two men participate in homosexual activities.

Gaydrian must be booking my tour right now

by Sir long schlong December 05, 2021

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Publishing a book

Where a person takes ages to respond back to you, or you see “____ is typing...” for 8 years.

Damn, is Sam publishing a book right now?

by AlluringAurora July 07, 2018

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Prune the Book

To cut friends off Facebook, either because you are tired of them or just have too many friends or because you don't want coworkers seeing your party life.

Man...bitches pissed me off so I had to Prune the Book.

by 2juicy4u December 12, 2017

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