Texas Whale

A landborne whale, survives off of fast food and lethargic-ness...a lumbering giant that when angered can squish anything smaller than it.

Mel Gibson: I was in Austin, Texas the other day and I saw what had to be the worlds largest human.
Brad Pitt: Thats not a human dude, thats a real life Texas Whale, the only reason there named Texas Whale's though is because everything is bigger in Texas.
Mel: Oh i see...so that fat ass ho at the mall the other day was a Texas Whale too?
Brad: Yep...

by Adeipho83709 June 28, 2010

Texas Windchime

To insert ones testicles inside a woman's vagina, then vigorously masturbate and produce semen all over her.

Randy was feeling adventurous, so he attempted a Texas Windchime.

by yamandurand January 24, 2012

texas strawberry

The act of ball slapping

"Man, I woke up to a mean texas strawberry today."

by Taylor "The Tool" July 24, 2008

Texas Exit

The use of an actor with a chainsaw to encourage haunted house guests to speedily depart. Derived from the horror film "Texas Chainsaw Massacre."

It seems every Halloween haunted house is using a Texas Exit these days.

by playboyhalloween October 28, 2017

texas roadhouse

when you take a girl upstairs on a mid-summer night and sweat like hogs while you bask in hot dog juice. her last name must be Jewish.

Anybody up for a Texas Roadhouse tonight? trying to burn a few calories in the sauna

by mrmccoy19 June 27, 2019

the texas torture

duck tape a person to a chair and feed them red meat until their arteries all burst from clogging

when someone is annoying the shit out of you and you are from texas, use the texas torture on them.

by texgirl September 3, 2009

University of North Texas

A large (~35,000 students) public university in Denton, Texas. Known for its art, music, philosophy, education and psychology programs. Home to the 4 time grammy nominated One'O Clock Lab Band, the school's jazz program has been ranked #1 in the nation every year since 1994, when News and World Report started ranking jazz programs.

Science and engineering at the school has traditionally taken a back seat to the arts and soft sciences, however recently the school has created a large research compound north of campus and greatly expanded its scientific research budget.

It also has a notoriously bad football team, a vibrant local music scene and an overpopulation of hippies/hipsters.

Yea dude, this weekend i hung with my bro up at University of North Texas and after we went to the arts and jazz festival we smoked some shrooms and rolled around on the courthouse lawn.

by darkwhiteguy August 20, 2009