Cinnamon Toast Fuck

When something surprises you so much you have to yell this out

*Kid walks in on mom and dad doin' the dirty*
"MOM WHAT THE CINNAMON TOAST FUCK??"

by sour bomb July 29, 2024

what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking

by bluebear July 30, 2024

toast p p'ed

hurting yourself in any way that results in injury.

I fell down the stairs and got toast p p'ed

by taty2 face zombie March 28, 2025

Ghetto Toast

A couple of pieces of bread and some maple syrup, to save money on all the ingredients necessary for french toast.

"What did you have for breakfast this morning?"
"Just a couple of eggs and some ghetto toast. I don't know how I'm gonna pay my rent!"

by Publius0987 April 13, 2025

Toast

1: Cooked bread, often from a toaster.

2: A state in which you are in very big trouble. This word is now replaced with cooked.

1: I love to eat toast every day!

2: We are so toast.

by really bored guy June 2, 2025

Belgian Toast

The act of dipping your penis in someone's beer when they're not around to see it.

While some say it is slightly unhygienic, others counter that the beer kills any bacteria.

(This phrase might be a local Australian, or local British phrase)

Bruce gave Dave a classic Belgian toast when he left to talk to a girl.

by bigstrayan June 8, 2025

Trucker Toast

When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.

Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”

Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car

by Yote yaterr November 26, 2021