Syph Lord

Prolific carrier and transmitter of sexual diseases, particularly Syphilis.

Of course, as a Syph Lord he is highly proficient with a laser sword, though he much prefers to leave his enemies alive but with a nasty dose of the clap.

by Baron Trouserpress May 1, 2022

lord hoard

A valuable collection that its holder can lord over others.

I have a lord hoard of baseball cards. Not just any old collection. A lord hoard. Ha!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

lord jimbo

The Redneck God of everything. He has infinite knowledge. He can fix any problem using beer cans and other various household items. He invented science. And he sees the evil in today's government.

Lord Jimbo knows all, and we shall pray.

by JimboFollower#3 September 16, 2022

lord faggeron

lord farquaad's twin brother who is in love with human sherk. mr. faggeron is working on making a potion to make sherk human forever, and to make shrek his husband. mr. farguaad dislikes mr. faggeron because lord farquaad also is into shrek but the ogre shrek. so far there is no info on shreks opinions on this situation.

*in lord farquaads sex dungeon*

"do you know lord faggeron?" -gingy
"lord faggeron?" -lord farquaad
"LORD FAGGERON!" - gingy
"yes i know lord faggeron, who lives on faggy lane." -lord farquaad

by lord_fgg June 14, 2024

Peanut Lord

our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333

Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”

by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2024

Lord Botetourt

LBHS is in a small town called Daleville, VA just off interstate 81. In his school on the outside is a bunch of snobs and whores, and on the inside it’s all that and more! Vape fiends listen in the bathroom for the crackles of vapes to hit and will never backdown from a Elfbar. The wanna be gangsters roam the halls during class looking for an admin to clap back at. The whores are decked out in orange spray paint (they think we don’t notice) and booty shorts waiting for an unsuspecting guy to cheat on, or the pick-me girl which we have PLENTY of. Then there’s every other preppy kid that thinks they are better than everyone else. This school is filled with.. interesting people, that just want to get their diploma and gtfo.

Lord Botetourt:
“I gre up in tha projects don’t fw me cuh”
- wannabe gangster who grew up in the woods

by 427363627 August 30, 2023

lord maal

Whom the Gods Seek Out For

Insight, Wisdom, and a Vibe.

When feeling generous. Lord Maal will provide Insight & Counsel to the

Masters of the Universes

Yo Is That Anubis & Susanoo sparking a blunt with Lord Maal.

“Yo Maal What am I going to do about these humans?” - God

by Lord Jandro November 23, 2021