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Gooned

To castrate one's self and remove their own genitals
He gooned himself in the pain olympics, now he's a eunuch
by zer0ofTime March 19, 2022
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the goon

Slang for a stupid, foolish, or awkward person
Look at this boy's behavior he is The goon guy
by anxxss November 3, 2022
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Gooning

An adventure best embarked upon with a box of tissues and a can-do attitude.
Person 1: "Hey bro what're you gonna do at the FNAF movie premiere"
Person 2: "I plan on gooning the entire length of it!"
Person 1: "Person 2... we need to talk"
by DefinatelyNotNikocadoAvocado November 26, 2023
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Flicker Goon

Just like flicker jabs, you make that swinging motion in your neutral, when its time to jab, ea: goon, you sling your hand like Ryo Mashiba in hajime ippo, this time, instead of your arms having insane reach with your jabs, its your goon blast shooting very far
Dang bro, i had a flicker goon jerkmate ranked match with a guy, he lasted 2 seconds linger than my personal record; 5 seconds!
by Johnathus Semen July 5, 2025
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Astral-Flicker-Gooning

An primordial Gooning Technique which is often described as profane, ghastly or even „Patrick-Bateman-Mango,Mango-Ohio-Sigma“

The user indulges in a goon all the while consuming unfathomable amounts of „Snow “ and Tom/Femboy Spanking Videos ® from the best Country in the World Ivory-{Coast} ®. After enough time has passed the Goon/er/ette recieves Transcension and will furzhermore strip onesself of any mortal bindings and ascends to the astral-realm only known through prehistoric scroll as „Gary Indiana,USA“. The Life-Seed of said Mortal will traverse this vacuous Plane of Nonexistence and impregnate a woman in Bulgaria or Burkina Faso (50/50 Chance). The afflicted Fetus will sadly be stillborn and all wells in the surrounding areas will moreover only ever harbour stagnated H2O (Thou in possesion of information💀).
The origins of this technique are still unknown but its speculated that it played a major role in the „Great Viaduct Ball-Dipping-Predicament of March 19th, 3 BC.“.
The First confirmed performer of this frivolous act was „Duke Gaper Bingzoid Jr. II of Rizztown ®“. He allegedly used this penale technique to silently rise to the rank of Pontiff.

This Technique is often confused with „Chinese-Soul-Flicker-Gooning“ or „ ៹ ͇ ᭪ ̶̵̲̺̫̌̋̇͊͘͘͜͟ ༢༘ ᭔ᬼ

࿆ ꧒ ꧃ ᬉ ༾)“.
Yesterday i was Astral-Flicker-Gooning ® all over my Friends volumptious, scrumptious and child-bearing thighs while I deepened my Insight over the futile state of our decaying and rusting world where every day as etheral as he may is tainted by the looming threat of our own humanity and averice. Only at the end will THE GAZING FEW bathe our starving minds in there blissful rays while they claim there rightful throne among our hollowed carcases and husks while only the ashes of the things which where thought to be everlasting and rightous remain in this truly wretched world, so devoid of Astral-Flicker-Gooning ®.
by May or May not be A Chill Guy December 9, 2024
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Goon

to goon (v) the act of pushing one's tongue out or pulling pleasurable faces during chronic male masturbation.
Mary: I caught my husband with his underpants round his ankles, masturbating, while on the internet last night. He was gooning like a monkey on his fat swollen dong.
Constance: oh!
by gr1110 August 19, 2022
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goon squading

My friend is goon squading yelling at random old lady’s walking along the road
by Sneakysavage22 October 22, 2019
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