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golden funnel

Receiving a Golden Shower while wearing a plastic collar guard like those put on a dog to prevent agitating of wounds.
I gave that bitch a golden funnel last night!!!
by forrest484 May 12, 2006
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golden throat

A recording of a celebrity covering a famous song or songs. The point is that the celebrity has no musical talent and is doing so by virtue of his or her fame alone. A precursor to karaoke.
Mae West singing "Twist and Shout."
William Shatner singing "Hey Mister Tambourine Man."
Sebastian Cabot's rendition of "Like a Rolling Stone."
by Jane Doe 35 May 2, 2005
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Golden Hurricane

To spin someone around while you urinate on them
"Last night, Jimmy gave me a Golden Hurricane, good thing I've got Flood insurance!" Said Jenny
by Zimmerman January 29, 2006
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Golden Ticket

When someone has consumed alot of alcohol and goes to bed with his or her partner. The next morning they awaken to find themselves butt naked with no blanket and there partner nowhere to be found. Come to find out they urinated all overthemselves and their partner in there sleep.
Mike: What wrong with Sally today?

John: Apparently Derek gave her the golden ticket last night.

Mike: Guess that explains the smell...
by Tommy Rosenbalm April 29, 2010
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golden boy

a gay guy who'se never had sex with a girl before.
His mom had a c-section, making him the goldest golden boy.
by pioneerdj March 3, 2009
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Golden Decade

The time period between 2010 and 2020. Called the "Golden Decade" because of the 2012 anomaly, possibilities of global nuclear war, and rapidly increasing technology. It is believed if this decade is lived through, the "Golden Age" may come to earth.
person 1: Why should we call it the Golden Decade if all this bad stuff is supposed to happen?
person 2: Because, retard, if humanity passes these tests, earth will enter the golden age before the end of 2020.
person 1: How do you know?
person 2: Because i have the internet, duh.
by DouglasJB January 6, 2010
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Golden shower

Buzzfeed is very much into golden showers after presidential elections
by Iikagenchan January 11, 2017
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