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Taylor Swift 

A pop-country singer who is well-known for writing her own music, singing about her love life, and being loved by tween and teenage girls.

Dating history includes Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, and Jake Gyllenhal to name a few.
Julia: Who's the singer that does that sound, "Speak Now?"
Patricia: Taylor Swift!
Julia: Oh I love her!
Patricia: Me too!
Taylor Swift by redbellybird January 23, 2011
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Taylor Hater 

Against Taylor Swift. Thinks highly of themselves and "mature" Usually listens to unpopular music and are in their own little world thinking they know what "real" music is. Although there are some completly messed up haters. Usually can write insanely long paragraphs trying to pick and blow up every little flaw about the country superstar. Ignorant to see she writes about her emotions and writes about guys to express their feelings. Haters take this into another direction and decide it's garbage and think that girls shouldn't listen to this and go cut themselves or something to vent instead of venting with Taylor's songs. Should realize that artists aren't all the same and work toward diffrent priorities and try to attract diffrent groups of people. Concieted and likes to form packs in order to take down girls' spirits. Unaware of the vast new audience Taylor has brought to Country music even if she's not 100% country. Can or can not have a life, it's their decision. They're not that bad. Could just lay off Taylor and her fans.
Taylor Hater Responses
"The only people who can relate with her are teenage girls who like boys way too much. You call that "real people?" Please."

"taylor swift yodels and needs singing lessons. i was born in pa too and shes a bad influence on the state. and who ever heard of a country singer from pa?"

"Taylor Swift the 3 Chord wonder. It just goes to show that today's music is not about talent, but about looks. Being a one time Abercombie & Fitch
is the only thing she has going for her. Just Another Album To Burn! "
Taylor Hater by Ishyla June 15, 2009

Taylor Hackney 

Taylor Hackney is a bipolar bitch and can not keep a guy to save her life.
do you know a taylor hackney? yeah shes a whore.

Taylor Swift 

James - "Who's the girl singing that song?"

Pablo - "It's that girl Kanye West interrupted at the VMAs in 2009, I think her name is Taylor Swift."

James - "Oh, he made that bitch famous?"

Pablo - "Yeah, he made that bitch famous

James - "Oh cool"
Taylor Swift by NoMorePartiesInLA October 2, 2020

Taylor (Male Name) 

Taylor (male) is a gigantic pain in the ass. The progression starts young, when the boy is merely a nerd trying to avoid the public eye, until he realizes that he is no longer happy with his "less than perfect life and friends" so decides to sell out and become a boring, washed up, Broadway bastard who does nothing more than fake self-confidence.
"Hey Taylor, would you like to go to a movie tonight?"
-Long-time friend
"No, screw you. I think I'll just go home and watch High School Musical again and wish that I was as cool as that Zach Efron kid. Even though I never will be."
-Taylor (Male Name)

Taylor Swift 

Taylor Swift is a 21 year old amazing, talented young lady and musician who sings country/pop songs. She has released 3 albums and a Christmas special album.

She has blonde hair, blue eyes and is 5"11. She has a best friend Abigail who she met when she was fifteen and sings songs in apologym regret or to get revenge.
Who sings Speak Now?

Taylor Swift does!
Taylor Swift by swiftfan13 February 20, 2011

Taylor Swift 

When a false statement is implied to take advantage of a person's gullibility. The act is carried out as a joke.
(1) The Joker: I was just speaking to George Clooney at the airport.
Victim: Oh really, that's so cool
The Joker: Oh wait no sorry...Taylor Swift

(2) The Joker: There's a new south park episode out
Victim: Oh Brilliant
The Joker: Oh wait...Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift by mrnavy55 June 7, 2009