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St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Have some girls get on their knees in a line. Proceed to take your pants off and bunny hop down the line, slapping the girls across the cheek with your cock.
Girls get down, I am about to perform the St. Valentine's Day Massacre
by studmuffin March 7, 2005
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St. John the Baptist DHS

One of three Diocensan high schools on Long Island. Just a block from the Great South Bay, right on Montauk Hwy, in West Islip. St. John's or SJB is a great school with dedicated teachers and kids who love to have a good time. People are nice and its hard to fall through the cracks at this school.

Like most LI school SJB is big on athletics and some favortism can be seen, but not much. Teams like the boys and girls cross country team, boys and girls varsity basketball, badmitton, gymnastics, and boys soccer tend to compete very well within the catholic league and even States. These teams bring pride to the school and student always come out to a home bball or soccer game. the "red sea" and "whitout" are two popular themes to home games and it's truly a sight to behold.

There is also favortism for the exceptional student and you can always tell the AP/Honors kid from the average/"regents" kid. The school is a lot stricter than some other well known Catholic schools-rules which remain from the "drug age", while the student population has gotten better, the rules have not decreased a bit.

The mascot is the Cougar
St john's kids are often seen as stuck up or "elitist" because of the high tuition but the truth is most come from middle to upper-middle class families who sacrifice to send thier kids to SJB.

SJB's biggest rival in most sports is St. Anthony's Friars
sjb kid: you going to the boys game?
kid 2: yeah, you?
sjb kid: yeah we gotta wear red tonight, right?
kid 2: yeahh man!!! the Red Sea's gonna trash those friars!!!

kid1: hey i got in to st anthony's
kid2: suckss for you man!! if you wanna go to college go to St. John the Baptist DHS!!!
by longislandsound December 23, 2009
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St Valentine's Day Massacre

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929

b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.
by Sexydimma December 8, 2014
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st johns lutheran school

A middle school in Lombard Illinois filled with stuck up pricks. Once you find out who the real person inside someone is they will stab you in the back. Teaches are really mean and lots are quiting.
Do you go to st johns lutheran school?
Yeah...
Dang. I feel bad for you!
by People these days December 29, 2015
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St. Ann Catholic School

a school full of kids ages 5-14. Most of the teachers are sexist and very rude. The students start off as good Catholics and end up ruining that in about 6th grade. Anyone in 5th grade or above wants to escape the school. The grades are so small everyone hates each other by 8th grade but is also super close. The uniforms are very uncomfortable but not too ugly. Also don’t eat the school lunch. Don’t go to st Ann.
Girl 1: She looks really bitchy. Maybe we could become friends.

Girl 2: she goes to St. Ann Catholic School
Girl 1: makes sense

Boy 1: That guy looks like a crackhead.
Boy 2: Wait does he go to St. Ann Catholic School?
Boy 1: Probably.
by markanastasio November 9, 2019
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St Patrick’s Day 2020

HAHAHAHAHA LOL all that practice for nothing lololololololol
by Ur mom Karen March 17, 2020
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Make a promise to St. Fu

A civil way of asking someone to STFU in mixed company. Alternatively, you can make a promise to St. Fulgius...
Me: Hey Uncle Bob, if you'll make a promise to St. Fu, this Thanksgiving dinner will be real nice.
by lazlo pitts August 25, 2020
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