goody snowshoes

a virtuous but reticent upper Midwesterner, especially a Minnesotan

No shoving, no yelling, no fussing? My, just look at those goody snowshoes lining up for a mile to get their State Fair cheese curds.

by nervedoc December 5, 2010

Portland Snowstorm

When you are reverse titty-fucking a girl, and without telling her, you sprinkle baby-powder on your but rack, and then proceed to fart, blowing a big white cloud in her face. Not to be confused with the New England Snowstorm

She still has powder in her eyes because I totally gave her the 'ol Portland Snowstorm last night

by FearTheBeard5555 February 21, 2015

Iowan Snowstorm

After extreme vaginal intercourse your girl queefs so hard cum splatters all over everything, representing a snowstorm.

"Brooooo I totally got Iowan Snowstorm 'ed by Melissa last night!
"Ewwwww! Are you okay?!"
"Yeah man, it was great!"

by Mantine December 1, 2017

Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.

He was able to make his way out of the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.

by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018

New England Snowstorm

When a girl is sprinkles baby-powder on her vagina, and the queefs, creating a white powdery cloud.

I couldn't even see because when I finally got her naked, she New England Snowstormed me!

by FearTheBeard5555 February 21, 2015

Rocky Mountain Snowstorm

When several men ejaculate onto the facial hair of a heavily bearded man.

Last night I took part in what may have been the snowiest Rocky Mountain Snowstorm of all time.

by Touchy The Clown August 12, 2018

Mason-Dixon Snowstorm

A sexual act, consisting of brushing dandruff from your pubic hair onto a girls face after she has finished giving you a blowjob.

Frank: "How did your date last night go?"
Paul: "Man, it was awesome! We went back to my double wide, and she let me give her a Mason-Dixon Snowstorm!"

by ShopMonkey March 10, 2022