Is it just me or is the world getting crazier? Hold on... Wait a second... I need to check Urban Dictionary quick so I can write some dialogue into my movie, verbatim. No no no. I just need like 3 more days! Gimme 3 more days! I just need to wait and see if this guy writes anything I can use. What? Who cares if sketch comedians make jokes about "whichever one doesn't get us sued". I just need more time! It's just getting good.
Hym "... Unless, of course, you're me. Then you don't need to be trained because I have a naturally sophisticated mind hahaha!"
Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
Get the Mass shootingsmug. by miner1253 May 23, 2022
Get the shooting ducksmug. The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.
by djmuz May 31, 2016
Get the shoot the baboonmug. She's addicted to cosmetic surgery! She's had a nose-job and a boob-job, and next she's gonna get her egg shoot tightened!
by Stormy Weather December 25, 2007
Get the Egg Shootmug. by TockSaPill November 12, 2019
Get the Shootmug. The act of letting a girl invite you to her house for sex, where upon after climax hitting her head on the headboard before leaving to raid the fridge till she wakes up.
by goneferlunch November 10, 2014
Get the Shoot And Lootmug. Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!
by MakfromCali9109202 December 16, 2008
Get the Don't Shoot the Carmug.