The greasy, shiny, filthy condition of a condom after engaging in anal sex with a woman with a dirty ass.
Frank loves having anal sex with his girlfriend Norma. However, he dislikes the Greasy Sausage Casing he gets because of Norma's muddy playing conditions.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

When a male avoids sexual activity for a considerable amount of time and saves up a massive load so he can proceed to fuck a woman in the ass hole then shortly before he is about to cum pull out, back up fifty feet and shoot skeet so far it is a head shot like a sniper rifle.
Bro I saved up this nut for like 3 months and gave this bitch the sausage sniper rifle right in the eye.
I saved up a load for a year and gave my wife the sausage sniper rifle but didn't back up far enough and left a welt on her face.
I saved up a load for a year and gave my wife the sausage sniper rifle but didn't back up far enough and left a welt on her face.
by JOEBOSSHOSS59 March 4, 2010

A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.
by Peter Eaton July 7, 2006

Any situation, usually but not necessarily involving three parties, which can be seen to have reached a critical point.
We had to invite a fourth person, or else a lovely evening would devolve into a sausage three-way.
The man, upon walking in on his wife and her lover, was heard to exclaim, "Well, this is quite the sausage three-way!"
As cops tried to clear off the mild two-car fender bender, a third car carelessly careened into the scene, thus turning the routine accident into a real sausage three-way.
The man, upon walking in on his wife and her lover, was heard to exclaim, "Well, this is quite the sausage three-way!"
As cops tried to clear off the mild two-car fender bender, a third car carelessly careened into the scene, thus turning the routine accident into a real sausage three-way.
by jwillmo October 3, 2007

by curtHendzell September 17, 2007

by biggestredd November 2, 2009

Flaccid penis which cannot be funnelled into a condom.
by Garthy September 19, 2006
