Squirreling

The act of inserting both (or one) testicles inside a woman's vagina, thus replicating a squirrels predilection for the hiding of nuts.

Mandy didn't want me to put my dick in, so we were squirreling all night instead.

by Aaacey July 4, 2019

emo squirrel

emo squirrel : adjective

an emo squirrel is what you call someone who looks or acts "emo". you can call your friends it as a joke, or call other people it as an insult.

a kid named hazel called me an emo squirrel today. i fell very hurt

by maxissupercool April 29, 2022

squirrel poor

Having so little money you can only afford to serve squirrel to your dinner guests.

Aunt Sally and Uncle Jed are wonderful folks but don't stay for dinner 'cuz they're squirrel poor.

by Ksuz June 16, 2009

Squirrel Morning

A morning in which you see more squirrel's than you normally would.

"Oh I didn't realize it was a squirrel morning."
Typically said after seeing three or more squirrels in quick succession before the hour of 11:00 AM.

by Drone24601 August 6, 2022

tip squirrels

When you're at college, and you see a squirrel, so you give it a dollar, because it's pretty fucking poor too.

Did you see the squirrel over there? He's one of those tip squirrels.

by Tip Squirrels December 5, 2017

butt squirrel

"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.

How did you get to be such a butt squirrel?

by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011

squirrel sauce

squirrel sauce, n.: Internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. Coined by Carleton University political scientist Steve Seideman.

"I opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."

by I am Doctor Stones May 24, 2013