by BAIGEPANDA April 6, 2022
Get the Squirrel kingmug. by Bungalow June 16, 2016
Get the Japanese flying squirrelmug. by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018
Get the hillbilly squirrelmug. "I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.
by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011
Get the butt squirrelmug. An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).
by Angel of russian songs August 8, 2020
Get the Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrelmug. An evil, extremely intelligent and developed animal which hides behind the public image of a cute rodent to make people think they are inoffensive.
David: I just saw a bunch of squirrels together on that tree!
Jhon: They are probably discussing the guerrilla situation on Colombia.
David: Thank god it's that, I thought it was the penguins who took care of that situation.
Jhon: They are probably discussing the guerrilla situation on Colombia.
David: Thank god it's that, I thought it was the penguins who took care of that situation.
by SomeSexyPotato May 8, 2021
Get the Squirrelmug. A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.
by kvli December 8, 2020
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug.