by wahwah123 April 06, 2012
A fucking legend, funny dude, everyone loves him. Hes a stud and gets all the girls,with at least a 14 inch S H L O N G. Nobody can compare to his god like beauty. Best at his game and is a literal angel. Love that man <3
by jesus man 22 October 27, 2020
The world's youngest pro-skater who has a pro shoe, who became pro at age 13. Ryan Sheckler was born in San Clemente, California (Where I live =P), a city in the southernmost part of Orange County.
This kid is also a complete asshole, faggot, and pussy. He bitches about having a hard, stressful life when he has what he needs to live without working anymore at all. 95% Everyone at my school (San Clemente High School) hates him. No one in the world knows who he really is, yet half of all girls in the world want to marry him. The example below is true.
This kid is also a complete asshole, faggot, and pussy. He bitches about having a hard, stressful life when he has what he needs to live without working anymore at all. 95% Everyone at my school (San Clemente High School) hates him. No one in the world knows who he really is, yet half of all girls in the world want to marry him. The example below is true.
"Dude, Ryan Sheckler got in a fight today"
"It wasn't really a fight, he got punched in the face, then ran home crying"
"It wasn't really a fight, he got punched in the face, then ran home crying"
by Jake Groeschel May 15, 2008
When you get on top of your bitch and shit out a tiny bit to your turd is about halfway out your bumbcrack and you draw on her stomach using your turd as a crayon. A close cousin to the cleveland steamer.
by BigPoppaChump April 15, 2006
A sexy aussie with a body blessed by eminem the snail lord he never gets tired and he want sex in so many ways if you are with him you shall be blessed as his seaman are the offspring of amazingness he creates the kind of orgasm that would make your legs shake
by Sluttyfireman May 28, 2020
Ryan Keum is someone you never want to miss! While kind, he spends much time on devices and technology as well. However, he balances it out when he plays sports! Sometimes he is out of control but he is funny and loves to read! Some guys named Ryan especially have crushes on girls that have names that start with the letter M! Always getting hurt, Ryan is a boy that loves to have fun and explore!
by booklover67 September 11, 2021