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A proshipper is someone who believes every ship is OK. It can be anything, even weird and toxic things like Minor x Child, Abuser x Victim. Some examples can be Zecora x Applebloom (MLP:FIM) and Kyle x Cartman (South Park).
People who are proshippers, or similarly, comshippers, please get help. That's like the nicest thing I can say. If you know what you're doing, try take a break from the Internet or, seek help.
Pro/comshippers will usually ship these things to cope due to things, such as but not limited to, trauma
A proshipper is someone who believes every ship is OK. It can be anything, even weird and toxic things like Minor x Child, Abuser x Victim. Some examples can be Zecora x Applebloom (MLP:FIM) and Kyle x Cartman (South Park).
People who are proshippers, or similarly, comshippers, please get help. That's like the nicest thing I can say. If you know what you're doing, try take a break from the Internet or, seek help.
Pro/comshippers will usually ship these things to cope due to things, such as but not limited to, trauma
Person 1: Hey dude.. I'm kind of a proshipper.. I ship Randy x Stan from South Park...
Person 2: Oh.. uhm, ok, would you like some help finding a better coping mech?
Person 1: Perhaps.. yes please!
Person 2: Oh.. uhm, ok, would you like some help finding a better coping mech?
Person 1: Perhaps.. yes please!
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