Pig Pen

What you call the bedroom of someone who fucks fat discusting women.

morty - where did Cletus go?

Rick - He's hookin up with that hog from the bar back in his pig pen.

by Turkey Nuts June 5, 2009

Catch The Pig

To chase a pig around to use its blood for lube during anal sex.

Ray and Gianna chased the greased up pig for 3 hours 6 minutes and 14 seconds until Ray trapped it in a corner. Ray slit the pigs throat and shoved his penis in it, his penis became lubed up and he proceeded it by throwing his penis in Gianni’s virgin asshole completing the Chase The Pig maneuver. Completing Catch The Pig

by Fat Larry The Virgin March 9, 2009

cave pig

a person that masterbateswith large objects shoved up their ass to help themself get off.

I walked in on John being a cave pig.

by Ralph Feltcher June 21, 2006

pigs in a blanket

This term is used when a man has sex with a woman's breasts. Also known as titty f*@k.

The man gave the woman pigs in a blanket when he put his penis in her breasts.

by D.Roberts April 21, 2006

Pig Roast

When two males both enter a female from each end and lift her up, being able to spin her around like she is being roasted like a pig.

That girl was so light, it went from a threesome to a pig roast in no time!!

by Ricky Chinchilla April 27, 2011

bacon pig

A pig that only eats a fuck ton of bacon

I own a bacon pig

by Kidviz October 11, 2017

perfumed pig

Any vehicle for sale listed on any one of the popular on-line vehicle sales sites (and on-line auction sites) that in reality is a piece of junk, but with a quick inexpensive paint job, the vehicle looks great in the on-line photos (which are usually not very large).

Upon buying or winning the bid on such a car, and once the new owner obtains the vehicle, he/she finds out that the vehicle basically had just a quick cheap paint job that only looks good from 20 feet away. He/she finds rust was painted over, and everything else about the car is a nightmare (bad suspension, leaking window seals, electrical problems, underside body rot, missing parts, etc.)

The new owner will find that they will spend thousands of dollars just to get the vehicle roadworthy, which by that time, the inexpensive quick paint job will start to wear and peel, and rust will begin to bubble through.

A perfumed pig seems to sell for twice what its actually worth simply because the combination of the fresh paint job & on-line photos make it appear that the vehicle is worth more.

The car Smitty bought on-line looked good until you got right up on it where you could see it was painted right over scratches and rust, and it needed so much work just for him to drive it... he really got suckered into buying a perfumed pig.

by Charles Waggon July 1, 2009