laser pendulum

A laser pendulum is one physical form of God, A.K.A. Chuck Norris. The power of the laser pendulum is so fearsome that the Roman Catholic Church has begun using it in place of "Amen" at the end of prayers. It's sheer epic awesomeness means that any being who does not fully appreciate its existence and worship its almighty pwnage is not worthy of life.

No form of communication can express the ultimateness of the laser pendulum satisfactorily enough to appease the-

The guy who wrote that just died.

by djkhlaskjfh October 27, 2008

The Pengelum

The swaying of old, harry, saggy, testicles.

Oh dude! I just walked in on Grandpa Stu and his nuts could do the pengelum!

by HairyBalzack August 21, 2009

peinguin

See Eskimo or Bryan Nadell

by poshod May 8, 2003

pengina

nanda and reku's couple name because they liketa partay AND THEY COMPLETE EACH OTHER KTHANX

"OMG LOOK IT'S THE PENGINA COUPLE!'

Nanda+Reku= "BUSAN SHORE UNF UNF UNF"

by LAWLZ JERSEY SHORE IS UNF August 3, 2010

Penguin Flaps

Penguin Flaps means anyone can write anything on sites like this.

Made famous by Mike out of Kidulthood.

"Oi josh you got Penguin Flaps".

by Mike Fizzalied June 30, 2008

Psycho Penguin

a word similar in meaning to psycho pigs, giving a nickname for a silly personwho says random things

piggy wee wee

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Crunk Penguin

When your so 'CRUNK' that a penguin becomes attractive in a sexual manner.

Urban man 1 - "Sup bitch, lets murk this homie and kidnap his bi-yatch".
Urban man 2 - "yeah im feelin a bit of crunk Penguin tonight."
Urban man 1 - "Fo Shizzle"

by damsean102 February 28, 2008