Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.

by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020

The Martian Position

The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.

DUDE I nutted so hard last night when this chick showed me The Martian Position.

by pooptoes September 25, 2020

LAS VEGAS BLOOD POISONING

Our society METH addictions is do serious that is PANDEMIC where CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION was at time a full pledge addict till her LIFE was almost snuffed out.

The problem I ran into as a lot of HOMOSEXUAL men to be honest with you are so uncomfortable with their orientation they turn to alcohol and drugs to BUFFER being GAY by using an excuse at the HOMOSEXUAL BATH HOUSES as "do you party" , as my problem as I don't so they got paranoid or played this blackmail game on me as JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE but a lot of these people have dirty palaces too but it is.a LAS VEGAS BLOOD POISONING due to the fact at one time they leaned on ADDICTED CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION as an alibi to use METH and other narcotics where there was LAX POLICE AUTHORITY which now that it has the BOOMERANG EFFECT as CELINE us not METH or for that matter DRUG FRIENDLY anymore but this MATTHEW SHEPPARD came up to me just to be spiteful at STARBUCKS as it was decided by the place as MAHA ua lying deceitful BITCH a as the LAS VEGAS BLOOD POISONING of their TRESPASS GAME is now on full gear in a supposed more sophisticated place but I say STARBUCKS just entered the ring at CASTRO CUBA of tarnishing SILICON VALLEY with their stupidity SPITE as the " ALONE" game was nothing more than a game of EXCLUSION which is the entire story of the LAS VEGAS BLOOD POISONING that I hope smarter people can stop this menacing spiteful behavior I endured this morning at KEVIN R. JOHNSON'S stumping grounds.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 9, 2021

Reverse quadruple Cthulhu position

A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.

Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.

"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."

"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."

"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."

by Ultimate_Goober November 28, 2021

will smith position

1. sex act, to drive your partner round to another man's house and wait outside in the car, while she gets done by multiple guys.

2, cuckolded to drive wife to bull's house letting have sex while will waits outside in the car.

rapper :"hey will where's your wife ?

will" she's inside doing them guys",

rapper:" when will she be back?"

will :"after August".

Rapper" your in the Will Smith Position "

by jaypink April 6, 2022

Keylin Ruiz Polio

She is a gorg girl and is trustworthy kind smart and a loving person

Hello keylin Ruiz polio

by Truthsnocap April 12, 2022

Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.

Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!

by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022