quack off

masturbate
achieving "it" by hand

I suppose it is hard to get to sleep at seven, so do you always have to quack one off.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

smell off

a offensive way to ask some one to go away, but not as offensive as "fuck off"

"Smell off lad, I don't have time now"

by kevinwegmit November 04, 2020

Off the Flip

Right away or from the start

I knew she liked me off the flip

I bought those shoes off the flip

by Kpr1 February 16, 2016

Off toast

When you are so dumb that if you killed your brain cells you would get smarter

Friend 1: what’s 1+1

Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: you have off toast

by Samurai552 October 02, 2018

Off Toast

Somebody who is so dumb, that being brain dead would make them smarter

Person 1: Dude look at that kid over there i think he has off toast
Kid:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by OofLord1 October 02, 2018

turking off

crucial first step in the artificial insemination of poultry

it's almost thanksgiving so there's lots of turking off at the farm to do

by conkspotter October 09, 2014

wise off

When you act like a smart ass, give attitude, Act as if your are better then everyone around, or to brag.

Do not wise off mother or you'll be in loads of trouble.

by Natsu's_Bae_foreva January 29, 2018