by Picklesryummy January 13, 2019
Get the enu’s mom mug.An overweight average looking mom who is between the ages of 30-45 that has a bubbly personality and tends to like men who are younger than her and or out of her league.
Guy 1: Hey why didn’t you make out with that woman at the bar last week?
Guy2 : She’s a mom lady.
Guy 1: A mom lady? Is it because she has a kid?
Guy2: No it’s because I’m not attracted to mom lady’s.
Guy2 : She’s a mom lady.
Guy 1: A mom lady? Is it because she has a kid?
Guy2: No it’s because I’m not attracted to mom lady’s.
by Rathgnome August 12, 2021
Get the Mom Lady mug.Mother of the Mawdz.
An amazing woman, who will make love to any man, woman or animal, in any orifice, for only 3 pennies.
Her wonder is only outshined by the tunnel of love.
An amazing woman, who will make love to any man, woman or animal, in any orifice, for only 3 pennies.
Her wonder is only outshined by the tunnel of love.
by onewiththewang January 28, 2004
Get the mawdz mom mug.A middle-aged woman ranging from the ages of mid 20's to 40's. Feels entitled at any moment to brag that her daughter is the best. Speeds 25 mph over and buys Starbucks every other hour. Schedules team bondings every week and demands her daughter has playing time. Tries to befriend the coach and manage everything. No matter what she does her daughter is still unhappy.
by RatLover27 August 13, 2021
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