Lorker

Simple: a Loser and a dork...i am not sure where the er was put in

Look at that guy...he's such a lorker

by Meg March 29, 2005

Lockeism

The religion centered around the worship of John Locke (from the infamous Lost series) as God, or the Alpha Dog. In this religion, it is the belief that John Locke can do no wrong, is inherently brilliant in ways us peon-like Lost-followers cannot begin to fathom, and is probably Jesus coming back for Judgement Day.

"Dude, want to come to church with me today?"
"What religious affiliation are you, bro?"
"Lockeism--we just analyze every move John Locke makes in the Lost series."
"Hella tight! Count me in!"

by theoriginalmarktwain January 18, 2012

stick licker

stick licker is synonomous with the term cocksucker. A person who like to suck dick.

Brett sure is a stick licker and an excellent pillow biter.

by ZipperGoose June 20, 2008

Motha-Licker

Laci's favorite word

Unknown-I will rape Alex
Laci-I will kill you Motha-Licker

by LacisSecondBitch August 21, 2009

lesbo licker

a person who joins in a oral sexual relation

cecily is a lesbo licker now

who did she join?

sydney.

really i always knew she would do that

by 7candyluver7 August 22, 2009

side looker

A creepy person who watches you (and others) from their perepheral vision. Never looking you dead in the eye, just from the side, hence "side looker"

That guy won't look right at me but I can tell he is a side looker because he's peeking out of the corners of his eyes.

by dshella April 27, 2011

Mother Licker

Going Down on someone's mom. Another term for Cock sucker, except its your mother....

"Thats a MILF" "I hear ya Mother LICKER"

by Stan-Dup Baby October 20, 2009