People who acquire the nickname butthole Jones are not people who should like themselves. They usually are on the narcissist spectrum, are very selfish, and are major pussies or cowards. They want everyone to like them, but people like shit. They would never tolerate being treated the way they treat others, and If someone were to give them a taste of their own behavior, they will then become the victim and seek sympathy. They bathe in any time of positive behavior towards them no matter how small and take it to heart to try and build their ego. They act like they love themselves, but they don’t, they hate themselves and if they don’t, they should. Butthole Jones’ are never happy with what they have and are constantly looking for better because they feel they are entitled to it and never care who they hurt along the way. They are takers and want the best of everything. They may have characteristics that label them as a male, but they never will truly act or earn the title of a man. Butt hole Jones’ also identify as straight, but teeter on the side of enjoying butt joke activities with their own and others. They’ll be in constant denial about wanting to explore other genders sexually because again, they are cowards. These Butt Hole Jones folks want so badly to be viewed as high class and loved by all but act in a way that earns them the treatment of moldy old shit on the bottom of a shoe that was worn by an upright pig that fucked your dead grandmother.
Butthole Jones was taking a shit in the stall next to me and he was crying because everyone hates him and he will die alone covered in shit because he stretched his own butthole out with his ego and fingers
by jerk dick September 29, 2022
The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe
by Cmac42069 July 23, 2019
Oh brother, don’t get me started dude, loves to guzzle beer, and bang fat bitches, dude is a real stinker
by guardchat April 24, 2024
Noun - Some sick unknown artist seldom found in the utmost depths of the underground.
Verb - To be so addicted (Jonesing) to something that it ends up in a grim (deadly) outcome more often than not.
Verb - To be so addicted (Jonesing) to something that it ends up in a grim (deadly) outcome more often than not.
"yo, bro - did you see grim jones' new project?"
"another one? that fool just dropped an album last month! that boi gotta step up his marketing game"
"give him a break fam, he's on a grim jones. he doesn't need another excuse to do a hot shot"
"another one? that fool just dropped an album last month! that boi gotta step up his marketing game"
"give him a break fam, he's on a grim jones. he doesn't need another excuse to do a hot shot"
by pseudoscience denier May 06, 2024
if your name is "Meadow Jones" I don't know how to tell you, but you are a horrible person and deserve nothing good. Please turn your life around by doing something good like buying your best friend v-bucks or robux.
by Willy-is-Wonky January 04, 2023
Thomas Jones is an elite math teacher currently teaching at St Augustine's College Cairns, 251 Draper Street, 4870, QLD, Australia (Fax: (07) 4031 5465. He possesses many supernatural abilities including a third eye.
by The Lidinator October 19, 2020