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Bad Johnny 

Bad Johnny is used as a cleaner replacement for "badass"
"Whoa dude! That was Bad Johnny!"

"Dude that new action movie looks so Bad Johnny"
Bad Johnny by TheCrimsonFire June 26, 2017

Wrestling Johnny 

When someone grabs your dick so aggressively that they almost brake it yet it doesn't hurt
"Hey did you hook up with Sarah"
"Not exactly"
"Huh"
"She was wrestling Johnny"
"Wah..., Oh noce"

Sauce Johnny 

A small ceramic container used to pour sauces or broths.
Could you please hand me a sauce Johnny for this brodo?

Taco Johnny 

When you split a six pack and a pound with your girl and then she gives you road head while you're still eating your tacos from Taco John's. While you're polishing off your potato olés and she's polishing off your knob.
Yo, I was hungry and horny so my girl gave me a Taco Johnny.

Have you ever given a Taco Johnny?
Taco Johnny by Sugar Nipps July 1, 2019

jumping johnny 

Used to describe a person that has had sex with many people, thus causing a spread in sexual viruses within the workplace, or even community.
Health teacher: "Don't be a jumping johnny!";"you'll get an STD".
jumping johnny by ItIsMyName July 2, 2019

Real Johnny 

Peeeedophile scary rapist
Real Johnny is a rapist and pedo
Real Johnny by CynicalWolf September 28, 2019