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Jake

A complete douche bag with a super tiny dick. He is probably the worst person you can meet and if you see one you should be like one direction and turn the other way and run.
Its a Jake, run for dear life
by TheCookieMonster27 February 28, 2018
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Tiny dick if try to see it you will need 90000000x magnifying glass to see it
I hate Jake penis is so small, Brady’s is nice
by Skinny duck May 11, 2018
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Jake

One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes
If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.
by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018
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jake is a crybaby who is very sensitive. he has a strange voice and is bored very easily.
i heard that jake threw his helmet when he struck out in baseball yeaterday.
by manssssss July 14, 2018
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Jake Paul

The Shitty Viner and the equally Shitty Disney star, who came over to YouTube and brought an army of the most retarded kids who watched him on Disney, to continue to be motivated only by money and his own inflated ego
Jake pauler: I find Jake Paul to be the most inspirational, awesome and savage person in the whole wide world!

Me: there were three things wrong with what you just said. Sounds like you have Brain cancer, I give you five seconds to live. Hey, is that jake Paul right behind you?

Jake pauler: OMG WHERE!?

Gun: *Bang!*
by Rackaracka July 15, 2018
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Jake

Jakes are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet. They have reddish brown hair, a kind smile, and are all around adorable. If you ever have the chance to date a Jake, never let him go. He makes you feel on top of the world, and can make you have butterflies in your stomach. Gotta love a Jake <3
Jake is such a sweetheart he makes me wanna stay with him forever and never let him go.
by ☁️Lost boy☁️ July 29, 2018
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People named jake are just a tad bit sensitive. They are usually hoes. Be careful if you’re going to befriend a Jake.
Dude: Hey are you friends with Jake?
Other Dude: No way! He’s such a hoe!!
by big gay energy July 29, 2018
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