mud shark haircut

Any white girl who has low cut or shaved hair in the back and long hair on the sides. VIA reverse bowl cut

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by mattygt October 12, 2011

Ecuadorian Mud Biscuit

The action of whipping someone with feces (of usually the solid form) in a sock.

Did you see Josh hit Bethany with an Ecuadorian Mud Biscuit at that party last night?

by Jack Fitzy September 14, 2018

Sicilian Mud Slap

When you hear something so inanely stupid, you feel compelled to shit in your own hand and slap the person with it. It's a slightly stronger sentiment than the Italian saying, "Caccate in mano e prenditi a schiaffi," which loosely translated means, "Take a shit in your hands and slap yourself," as the actor in this situation is willing to shit in his or her own hands to get the slap accomplished.

Had someone call the library the other day and ask for a photo of Jesus. Told her that could not possibly exist, but if she'd come in, I'd have a nice big Sicilian mud slap ready for her.

by DeweyDecimator July 26, 2016

tennessee mud grope

The act of going out in the hollers.
Fill your hand with as much mud as you can hold.
The twat swat your woman back to the age of empires!

Woman 1: You ok? You seem so cheerful today...

Woman 2: I'm great!!! My man gave me a massive Tennessee Mud Grope last night!

Woman 1: Awww, I'm so jealous!

by TDMCRo2 January 11, 2017

memphis mud muffin

When you shit yourself and take your underwear off and fold them over then hand them to your friend

That bastard Carl. He ate Chinese last night then gave me a Memphis mud muffin for breakfast.

by Nemout November 3, 2017

Mud-slide sandwich

when you have diarrhea and instead of wiping you proceed to have unprotected anal sex. Once the guy pulls out you then proceed to eat the diarrhea off his dick.

Instead of wiping my ass i decided to do the Mud-slide sandwich with my husband

by reeeeenknk'a January 16, 2020

mud man

a white person who looks like they are from an ethnic background.

look at that mud man

by tomclowser123 July 23, 2009