an Apple iPhone, which is really an internet access device but is NOT a phone because - thanks to AT&T - it can't perform its basic telephony functions ....
It's not really a phone because it doesn't perform its phone function so you have to call it an iPhoney
by SVGuy March 19, 2010
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by matt lynett December 5, 2003
Get the ipath mug.Probably the most retarded thing a person can buy, seriously, 600$ for an IPOD PHONE. Wow, a basic 100$ phone can play mp3's now, for a bit extra, you can also buy on that has a decent camera, and browse through the internet. This is what all the rich kids want for Christmas. Why waste 600$ on a over rated piece of sh*t phone, when you can buy something better with that money?
IPhone's are overrated.
by Xyoxvietsterx June 26, 2007
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Faggot: Hey I got an iPod Touch!
Me: Fuck that piece of shit, I have a Google Nexus 7 with Android 4.1 bitch!
Faggot: *goes and cries*
Me: Fuck that piece of shit, I have a Google Nexus 7 with Android 4.1 bitch!
Faggot: *goes and cries*
by Rangahatimamangoyumterumgai August 18, 2012
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What are you checking on now.
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iparent or what!!
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iparent or what!!
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
Get the Iparent mug.An iPilgrim is any person who gains fulfilment by visiting Apple stores with the sole purpose of worshiping Apple's latest godly creation. Often seen as a person who can't actually afford to purchase the heavenly gadgets on display. Also known as an iWorshipper or an iTourist.
Breaking News: Apple have released their latest iPhone 9G following last weeks release of their now out-of-date iPhone 8G...
iPilgrim: ooooh, I gotta ring in sick today and get down to the Apple Store right away to see what it looks like. Oops, so excited, I think I just cum in my pants, better turn them inside-out first!
iPilgrim: ooooh, I gotta ring in sick today and get down to the Apple Store right away to see what it looks like. Oops, so excited, I think I just cum in my pants, better turn them inside-out first!
by hairymole February 1, 2010
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