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happy kevin

A sexual act requiring the male or second partner eat breakfast cereal from the anus of the the female partner. Milk is required, a spoon is optional. Said to originate from some guy in Canada.
Jennifer surprised John this morning with a Happy Kevin, the breakfast of champions.
by OutOfContext August 21, 2008
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happy morning wake up

to perform oral sex on your lover while they are sleeping.... they will wake up happy!!!!! (this may be difficult to do if he/she is a heavy sleeper)
Forget breakfast in bed... just wake up to head.... my man gave me a happy morning wake up!!!
by KatNat March 17, 2009
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Happy Joe

To tug one out in a public location.
"So, I saw a hot chick over in the booth across from us and I had to hit the bathroom and Happy Joe."
by Taidje Kahn February 19, 2010
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Happy Birthnight

When you wish somebody happy birthday at the last minute because you forgot her/his special day.
Al: Happy Birthnight Sweetie!
Anne: Thanks! I thought you were going to forget again.... good night Al!
by realfast September 25, 2010
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Happy Ass

An adjective to describe leaving angrily or sarcastically; getting out by strutting out; showing off your "excited to leave" posterior while you make your exit.
Me and my happy ass are out, y'all.
by Bada$$bitchesatabar April 22, 2017
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happy pills

A song by weathers. Thats it.
Guy 1: I love the song happy pills!
Guy 2: cool but we were talking about physics...
by Justalonleygay69 March 27, 2021
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It won't happen again

The phrase that people say to their boss when they know that they have fucked up and their boss has yelled at them at them. This is the acceptable response apart from "sorry" that should be used when apologising to a boss. The harshness of the reason can vary from being late to shredding a court case report. The result is always the same, the accused, embarrassed and flustered, the boss, pissed off, saying "it better not" and the rest of the workers staring at the accused.
Boss: Hey Gary, have you seen the Johnson Parking ticket case? It was on my desk.

Gary: Was it on the same corner that is the shred pile?

Boss: Yes, have you seen it?

Gary: I kind of shredded it...

Boss: YOU DID WHAT???

Gary: But it was on the shred pile

Boss: ALWAYS ASK ME WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO SHRED SOMETHING. NOW GO INTO THE SHREDDER AND PICK OUT ALL THE PAPER FROM THE FILE AND STICK IT BACK TOGETHER!!!

Gary: Sorry Mr Stevens. It won't happen again.

Boss: It better not.
by Sieffy May 6, 2013
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