David Gold

David is a very amazing man. When he walks by people stare in amazement. He is an example of what everyone needs in life.

Person 1: "Im feeling down"
Person 2: "You should watch David Gold sleep"
person 1: "That is exactly what I need"

by i love sPiCy Ed ShErAn February 14, 2022

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Fools Gold

A partner who makes you think their gold when dating them initially but once you get in a relationship with them you realize they are just a fool.

My baby daddy seemed like a nice man when I met him I thought he was a prize like gold. Turns out he was a fools gold.

by Sheshelsp June 10, 2022

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Gold Blend

A pub toilet bowl which has been used frequently on a Saturday night but remained unflushed.

"Dang Cleetus "- That there crapper has been pissed in so much it's steeped more than a week old teabag"
"Sure would make a mighty fine cup of Gold Blend, Billy Bob"

by Bogwhoppit October 5, 2016

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A philosophical approach to relationships advocating the benefits of 1. men and women coming to the relationship table with a material and financial commitment to each other, and 2. rejection of the romantic love model due to it being an inadequate basis on which to build a life and pay for a family.

Sonya wanted to get married but comes with a lot of student debt and an expectation that Johnny pay for all her needs. Johnny swallowed the gold pill and told her that he couldn't marry any woman who contributed nothing to the marriage.

by Mundus_imaginalis June 1, 2025

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