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Smurf Finger

To give penetrative pleasure to oneself or another, with a finger that has been kept in ice.
"Want me to use my Smurf Finger?"

"I could really go a good ol' Smurf Fingering"
by Art Omega May 19, 2010
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Piss Fingers

A condition where, due to large amounts of uric acid in the blood, some of it secrets through sweat and skin pores, especially in the palms and fingers. This frequently causes corrosion, rust, and erosion of metal, leather, and plastic surfaces frequently handled with bare hands, including keyboards, guitar strings, tools, and the like.
"I don't let him handle my bass guitar because he's got piss fingers, and I don't feel like replacing the strings in six weeks."
by Lokimotive October 3, 2021
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Finger sandwich

The process of performing cunnilingus while lovingly providing digital stimulation to your girlfriend.
Norah: I have the naughtiest craving right now...
Kimber: what, like a finger sandwich perhaps?

Norah: yes, that's EXACTLY what we want! Spread 'em woman, so I can have a taste!
by Lanky Cougar August 30, 2016
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Finger fuck

When a male gives a women pleasure with his fingers by inserting them into the vagina then thrusting with however many fingers will fit or you can gently rub her clit until it’s moist this can be associated with foreplay
This can make the girl horny while finger fucking her
by Pusssy guru master February 26, 2018
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flying fingers

One who can't retain themselves from touching another.
"Keep you the flying fingers away"
by Blade_067 June 12, 2018
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drink a finger

a finger of beer refers to a small amount of beer consumed in one action from a glass bottle.

imagine your holding a bottle of beer, with your fingers gripping round it, a finger of beer is the amount that needs to be consumed in order to reduce the level of the beer in the bottle by one fingers width lower.

it basically just means drink a mouth full of beer.
''every time David Cameron says 'big society' in Prime Ministers question time, you've gotta drink a finger''
by maiablues July 27, 2012
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Witch finger

A huge clit that resembles a witch finger.
Her witch finger was bigger than my dick.

My wifes witch finger is so long, I can sword fight her with my dick.
by Quiddler August 25, 2018
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