dragonforce

The best band in the entire world period

If you dont like dragonforce you must be one of those emo fags that needs to get a hard kick in their tiny balls and listen to some actual music.

by nigglet May 4, 2005

puff the magic dragon

1. the title song of a children's movie. A child with no friends meets the dragon and gets a new friend. This all takes place in a magical town... which the dragon can't leave because if adults see him ... he will be forced to go away. The child is passed over as having an imaginary friend.
2.A reference to smoking pot. as seen in the movie "meet the parents".

Tommy:hay billy guess what I got for my bitrhday?
Billy: I dunna what?
Tommy: A dvd ..."puff the magic dragon".
Billy: cool ... lets go watch it now!

Sue:hay tom did u see meet the parents yet... what's this about puffing the magic dragon?
Tom:I'm not sure ... but it sure made me laugh!

by Lilteddie704 April 10, 2008

Dragonforce

A good but overrated power metal band. Usually overrated By Stupid American Teens.
They have great potential to achieving more if they got out of the "fast" power metal scene.

Though 2008 They Have IMPROVED their live Performances.

Example: They are so fast. Herman Li is the Best EVER!

Sam Totman : LOLWUT? I guess I'm not part of the Band.

Smart Dragonforce Fan : Alot of stuff is Similar, but still good and overrated. Thank you for that Guitar Hero.

by Megajorge October 20, 2008

Dragonforce

The most overrated band of all time whose lyrics are all about dragons and mystical knights and things that a 3 year old could think of. Their musical influences are the backround music in video games and they can't actually play the shitty music they write so when they record albums they play it at less than half the speed and speed it up with an accelerator. When they try to play their songs live, they end up sloppy and get many complaints from the audience. They aren't true metal in any way. They guitarist also can't reach far enough with his hands to play some of the songs so he has to put them over the neck rather than under.

1:"I listen to Dragonforce. I'm such a metal head!"
2:"No your not. You're just a douchebag"

by BlastBeat October 22, 2009

ugly dragon

The ugly dragon involves a generous amount of hot sauce rubbed on the nose, then placing the nose in the butthole of another and snorting violently.

Dude, I finally got my girlfriend to do the ugly dragon!

by buttmuncher April 27, 2006

ass dragon

a semi-mythical creature, often seen in industrialized areas of the world. in common with other dragons, the ass dragon is a winged creature, but due to its extra-large posterior, it is incapable of flight (sometimes it is incapable of walking up stairs.) anywhere it walks it leaves a set of deep, broad, round furrows caused by its buttocks cheeks scraping the ground due to exhaustion after a long day's work. as well as belching fire from its snout, the ass dragon often releases noxious fumes from deep within its rear end.

outside the old factory, you can still see the ass dragon's tracks, usually filled with rainwater and colored dyes, and sometimes, after a rainstorm, one can catch the scent of sulfurous compounds emanating from the center of the tracks.

by earpuller November 6, 2007

Dragonforce Hater

One who dislikes the band Dragonforce. This could be for many different reasons.

1. They just don't enjoy the music.
2. They hate the fact that there are several unintelligent people that think they are the greatest band ever.
3. They heard a rumor that they speed up their songs and blindly believe it.
4. They dislike all mainstream music.
5. They think it sounds too much like video game metal.
6. Their friends dislike the band and they are merely trying to fit it.
7. They think that their only famous because of Guitar Hero 3. (Not gonna lie, that IS where they got alot of their popularity from.)
There could be several more reasons.

Said hater could be arrogant or passive about their dislike. Most arrogant haters will verbally attack Dragonforce fans saying that they listen to crap music.

1. Me: Yeah, that Dragonforce concert was pretty awesome last night. Lotta misled kids there who think their the best though.

Passive Dragonforce Hater: I don't really care for that band. But I'm glad you had fun. Wanna go see Trivium next month?

Me: YES!

Both high-five.

2. Me: Yeah, that Dragonforce concert was pretty awesome last night. Lotta misled ki...

Arrogant Dragonforce Hater: *interupts* Oh my god, you like Dragonforce? You know they speed up their songs and can't play good live right? Your such a faggot. Go listen to some real metal like Killswitch Engage or Dream Theater.

Me: Um...I actually like both of those bands.

Arrogant Dragonforce hater: Oh....well Dragonforce still sucks the big hairy "I'm only famous because of guitar hero" penis.

by scorpion6274 October 8, 2009