Pee Neck Disease

A disease where your neck slowly turns into urine.
It is very dangerous and has a 100% fatality rate.

"Dude, I think I have Pee Neck Disease!"
"You're going to die, haha!"

by Joseph V. Stalin December 16, 2020

Bonk disease

You die when you get bonked

lmao bonk disease lmao

by Bruvuvu November 1, 2020

Hagraven Disease

When that dude or chick has long crazy toes like a hagraven from Skyrim

Yeah dude we were all snuggled up watching a movie, I felt something scratching my legs, I look down and this chicks got hagraven disease.

by Glock(oma) January 1, 2021

rikku disease

a dangerous disease known to spread slowly, starting from screens. once in contact with this virus online, it will slowly inhabit your mind, causing you to lose focus and energy, and eat away at your brain cells.

there is currently no known cure for this disease, however, seek immediate special care if in contact at any point in time.

“Did you hear about the ibrahims?”
“Yeah, I heard Stephen almost got an email that almost gave him the rikku disease!”
“Good thing Andres called a doctor!”

by Bear_Butt87 January 7, 2021

EC Disease

A disease where an individual’s happiness comes from food or the idea of consuming food.

Cass and Em have EC disease.

by Emory B January 8, 2021

Northrup Disease

A disease that infects employees of northrup Grumman, symptoms include bragging about making large amounts of money and constantly talking about thier security clearances, also telling people the work they do is top secret.

Northrup Disease, Hey mom I got another security clearance, I’m top secret

by Adolfo $$$$ January 11, 2021

Angry Apple Disease

an excuse for old people to be angry all the time. when someone eats an apple and is mad at the same time, they have the angry apple disease. AAP for short

Shutup charlie ya twat! maybe next time don't be asking me for money when i'm sufferin' from Angry Apple Disease, ya idiot!

by idiot! February 9, 2021