When a person looks good from far off but looks aweful close up. Like a Monet painting, looks good from a distance but a jumble of brush strokes up close.
Driving down the road you see a hot chick from a distance... But when you get close you discover she's old or ugly ...she has Monet disease!
by David Jag November 24, 2013
Get the monet disease mug.It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails
by Alrfred sickle boi February 11, 2021
Get the Minnesota skin disease mug.When your butthole is to tight causing clumps of hair to fall off of your head, easily fixed by anal stretching
by Afinssaurle November 25, 2022
Get the Buttholetotightest disease mug.When someone gets pink eye (or another other disease) from sharing Virtual Reality HMD (Head Mounted Displays).
Maybe the guy giving 50 different people demos with the new Oculus headset should have used Sanitary Wipes for the eyes. Now we all have a VTD (Virtually Transmitted Disease). This is worst then that time the whole football team contracted gonorrhea from that flesh light.
by Burger King Pin April 10, 2015
Get the VTD (Virtually Transmitted Disease) mug.ARBI DISEASE is basically when you get really really bad explosive diharrea when hanging out with ARBI, if you wann get better you better drink up all that XASH WATER, this diease spreads very fast and affects your smell, your armpits will smell like ghorme sabzi since arbi never showers or brushes the teeth, also you develop oyster syndrom in your tutuz, and you better eat up all that lavashak
by SLAYYYbadass124 June 25, 2022
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Get the Mad dog disease mug.Jacinto Disease also known as The Star Plague It often goes to portuguese people and American people and often hates woman almost deadly to get banned but tries to stay not cringe while in reality hes Based
by Saha Is trash December 7, 2021
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