Canadian bus ride

An undertaking guaranteed to end in disaster, and by disaster I mean having your head removed by the person in the seat next to you.

"We went to Red Lobster and it was a total Canadian bus ride. I can still smell the breaded shrimp vomit."

by stanleypants September 26, 2008

Canadian Armed Forces

Like a midget -- more an amusement than a threat.

Hey Joe, I heard the new recruits finally got their bb guns, and a couple guys got .22s!

by incognito September 11, 2003

Canadian Taco

The act of shitting into someone's vagina and giving it a blow job

I certainly enjoyed the Canadian Taco that I ate last night

by ?Unanimous? June 26, 2017

canadian birthday present

when a male drugs a female, rapes her, sticks his dick in her mouth, cumshots, then cuts his dick off leaving it in the girls mouth

jeff gave susan a canadian birthday present yesterday

by nick greca March 26, 2009

canadian potato chips

while nailing a girl(or guy I suppose) in the rear, the art of removing your penis from the vagina or rectum to ejaculate upon your partners back. after the semen dries it forms a potato-like form of matter. you then peel it off and feed it to your partner.

"I got laid last night... well Johnny gave a tasty serving of Lays Canadian Potato Chips."

by nobnodXXV October 4, 2008

The Canadian Roast Game

The fact that Canadian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but it happens in Canada as well.

Just like those crazy Americans, we do it too, but it's called "The Canadian Roast Game" this time.

by BM99 June 18, 2019

Canadian bus ride

The only thing more epic than a Polish bike ride. Results in serious pwnage.

Crispin was being a gash last week so I gave him the old Canadian bus ride. That took the smile off his face.

by Stevens W Galloway September 26, 2008