Epic tale, brethren 

similar to "cool story, bro." but more awesome.

Epic tale, brethren.

Epic tale, brethren by Jeeeeeenyus July 7, 2010

He Can Breathe In Space 

A phrase for anyone who seems able to do anything, or able to do something amazing and uber.

Comes from the comic Shortpacked!, in which it was used to describe Batman.

"Dude, did Iroh just firebend LIGHTNING??"
"He's the Dragon of the West! He can breathe in space!"

He Can Breathe In Space by Carol Anne Parma February 17, 2007

breathy boi

Synonym of 'asthma inhaler'.

Carlos "Check out ma breathy boi"
Knubz "What the fuck is a breathy boi"
Carlos "Get the fuck out"
Knubz "Take that back or you won't live another day."
Carlos *Pepper Sprays Knubz with breathy boi*

breathy boi by WarningMinecraftIncluded February 22, 2018

The Breather 

The Breather is someone who smokes profusely. When attending meeting must be put on mute to not interrupt meetings going on with their loud breathing.

The breather was on a call today so I didn’t hear a thing.

The Breather by Barbie's Skipper June 17, 2009

breacher 

a BAD ass door kicking, window breaking, demo blasting killer. The number one person in the stack. ALWAYS FIRST!

they called for the bulding to be taken, so they call the breachers to blast the doors.

breacher by Task force April 4, 2010

Breach 

When an exceptionally massive turd crests out of the water, like a humpback whale.

Similar to a "periscope" (where the end of the turd will stick straight up out of the water).

Both of which, really really stink.

"Holy sh-t, I breached, I thought I was gonna die in there."

Breach by h.karl February 20, 2010

Breathing Redeye 

When you moon someone and pull your asscheeks apart, exposing your redeye... and then you constrict and release your anus muscles simulating breathing

I was bombing my presentation at the marketing meeting so i dropped my pants and gave the client a breathing redeye... needless to say, i sealed the deal.

Breathing Redeye by Senor Bagels March 24, 2005