by Farcical April 21, 2024
Get the puerto rican blumpkin mug.When you and ur shorty slam a Gordita crunch at Taco Bell, and while unloading on the shitter, you yell for her to suck you off. When she gets on her knees, flip a quick 180 and shart all over her.
by Cheddyblumpy180 May 2, 2024
Get the Super Taco Bell blumpkin mug.A bomb rush blumpkin is where your getting a blumpkin (getting or giving head while on the toilet) and playing splatoon 2 at the same time
by Forbe June 28, 2024
Get the Bomb rush blumpkin mug.When you are locked inside a pizzeria (specifically with animatronics), and one of the animatronics comes up to you and forces you to eat a special pizza laced with laxatives. You then are forced to go to the bathroom where the animatronic comes in and gives you a Blumpkin.
by anonymous November 28, 2024
Get the Freddy Fazbear Blumpkin mug.When your 69 ing but instead ur eating each other’s ass so ur 96 ing and ur also watching bee movie porn .
by Lozenger69 January 10, 2025
Get the Barry benson Blumpkin mug.“Hey larry sure is working better than he was before lunch”
“You havent herd? He got a blue collar blumpkin from sarah”
“You havent herd? He got a blue collar blumpkin from sarah”
by Rubnutt March 7, 2026
Get the Blue collar blumpkin mug.When someone is shoved into a toilet as you make them give you head with a swirly, causing them to drown and die with the mixture of cum going down their throat and constant flushing of the toilet.
John provided Steve with a swirly, which ended in a drunted skibidi blumpkin due to John’s horny ass and his bulling nature toward Steve. To give John both the pleasure of head and bullying little Steve, a drunted skibidi blumpkin occurred
by Munt Master February 24, 2025
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