Baggin's Breakfast 

Breakfast of eggs, biscuits, and a pipe, shared by Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf on their journey. Adopted by stoners as a pseudonym for "wake and bake".

Stoner 1: What are you doing tomorrow?
Stoner 2: Gonna have a Baggin's Breakfast and watch a movie. Wanna join me?
Stoner 1: I'll bring the Baggin's if you bring the Breakfast!

Baggin's Breakfast by OverripeMeat November 16, 2011

Moss Ridge Breakfast

This delicious concoction consists of eating a pop tart of preferred flavor, drinking a monster energy (The original, not the zero crap) all while chewing the almighty Copenhagen straight cut original. Mostly attempted during the opening shift.

We all attempted to have a Moss Ridge Breakfast, but no one made it past the fruity blast pop tart.

Moss Ridge Breakfast by TheCartKid July 1, 2012

21st Century Breakfast 

Nothing.

Alex always starts his day with a 21st Century Breakfast. It's clean, fast, and completely free!

21st Century Breakfast by The Average Sad Man May 21, 2016

royal english breakfast 

Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.

Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.

royal english breakfast by Eeeeeeeen May 27, 2017

Lunch for breakfast 

The act of having sexual intercourse prior to the time of 12:00 pm; typically immediately after waking up.

John: What did you and Sally do this morning?

Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.

Lunch for breakfast by Tdar69 September 18, 2017

Carolinian Hot Breakfast 

A sexual act where you wake up, drain the snake into a cup, cook up some grits and jerk off over the top. You then bring your partner breakfast in bed and serve them their meal.

My boyfriend was such a sweetheart, he served me a good old Carolinian hot breakfast over the weekend!

Carolinian Hot Breakfast by Treabis October 27, 2017

hobo's breakfast 

A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.

**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.

Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.

hobo's breakfast by do0tz December 1, 2017