blowing in the microphone

An insult usually used in online games

I blowed in the microphone after that kid sniped me

Blowing in the microphone is offensive

by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022

Blow One

A trigger phrase used to make a someone extremely salty.

"Hey Devin? "
Yo, what's up?

"Blow one"

God damn it.

by Envythis May 13, 2018

blow waffle

When a group of people scream "BLOW WAFFLE" at someone and then throw a bunch of syrupy waffles at them

Group: BLOW WAFFLE

person: ahhhh!!! Mother fucker got syrup in my eye

by Warm_milk January 09, 2016

aldi blow

A blowjob from a cute German girl.

Justin gettin some of that Aldi blow in back of the supermarket.

by B-Radical6969 January 23, 2021

dog blow

When you are hitting from behind and your friend is getting his dick sucked simultaneously

Let's dog blow this bitch

by Stikcler January 05, 2017

I’m Blowed

Florida Slang. Means “very mad or sad”

“Yo, You’re car’s not there, must’ve been towed”
“Wtf bro, I’m blowed as fuck i was here for an hour

by FROMDaTRAP July 05, 2019

Mortal Blow

Attempt to stick your arm up your anus just before climax to receive maximum stimulus to the g-spot

Mortal Blow don't try it alone, unless you have the ER on speed dial ;)

by qalimera December 06, 2017