Texas Windchime

To insert ones testicles inside a woman's vagina, then vigorously masturbate and produce semen all over her.
Randy was feeling adventurous, so he attempted a Texas Windchime.
by yamandurand January 16, 2012
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Texas Whale

A landborne whale, survives off of fast food and lethargic-ness...a lumbering giant that when angered can squish anything smaller than it.
Mel Gibson: I was in Austin, Texas the other day and I saw what had to be the worlds largest human.
Brad Pitt: Thats not a human dude, thats a real life Texas Whale, the only reason there named Texas Whale's though is because everything is bigger in Texas.
Mel: Oh i see...so that fat ass ho at the mall the other day was a Texas Whale too?
Brad: Yep...
by Adeipho83709 June 25, 2010
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texas contraception

When a man punches a pregnant woman in the abdomen in an attempt to kill theh unborn child.
by DCallieAndah May 20, 2013
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texas strawberry

"Man, I woke up to a mean texas strawberry today."
by Taylor "The Tool" November 04, 2005
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Texas Vagina Massacre

When a promiscuous lesbian uses the same dildo on multiple unknowing partners over a short period of time without protection.
She just found out that she recieved the Texas Vagina Massacre from that hoe-bag!
by J June 13, 2006
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Texas Hot Stick

The act of using chewing tobacco or snuff spit to lubricate during anal sex.
Joe forgot to take out his dip before his girl pulled him into the bedroom. Things got heated and he decided to give her some Texas hot stick.
by Kkuhlman February 17, 2005
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University of North Texas

A large (~35,000 students) public university in Denton, Texas. Known for its art, music, philosophy, education and psychology programs. Home to the 4 time grammy nominated One'O Clock Lab Band, the school's jazz program has been ranked #1 in the nation every year since 1994, when News and World Report started ranking jazz programs.

Science and engineering at the school has traditionally taken a back seat to the arts and soft sciences, however recently the school has created a large research compound north of campus and greatly expanded its scientific research budget.

It also has a notoriously bad football team, a vibrant local music scene and an overpopulation of hippies/hipsters.
Yea dude, this weekend i hung with my bro up at University of North Texas and after we went to the arts and jazz festival we smoked some shrooms and rolled around on the courthouse lawn.
by darkwhiteguy August 20, 2009
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