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Get the Squirrel woman mug.Squirrel.... like Dave from "Up" probably the award winning "saddest movie" in history
"KIDS GET YOUR HISTORY BOOKS AND TURN TO PAGE "UP"! "
"KIDS GET YOUR HISTORY BOOKS AND TURN TO PAGE "UP"! "
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Get the Brazen Urban Ninja Squirrel mug.A word used by people to gain the instant attention of people suffering from ADD or ADHD. Most children with this malady are taught from an early age to remember the word. Sometimes it is necessary to use hypnotherapy to help them keep this word in their memory. Once the word is used they will immediately stop and look off into the distance. They will then survey their surroundings.
Did you know you can yell Squirrel to get people with ADD or ADHD to stop and pay attention to their surroundings?
by Lostboy813 September 23, 2024
Get the Squirrel mug.An Instagram-famous rodent who achieved legend status for his adorable antics and undeniable charm. Peanut was the kind of squirrel who could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Unfortunately, his fame caught the attention of the infamous Karen, a bureaucratic buzzkill who apparently took her role as the Department of Environmental Conservation's ultimate squirrel hater way too seriously. Instead of letting Peanut continue to spread joy, she swooped in like a villain from a bad movie, snatching him from his loving owner, Mark Longo, under the pretense of “regulations.”
In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
"Man, I can’t believe Karen went full villain mode and decided to be the executioner of Peanut the Squirrel; she really just took the joy out of life for everyone!"
by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024
Get the Peanut the squirrel mug.An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.
"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
by Sullenmax December 11, 2024
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