david morado

David...The kind of guy to try and smexy talk the lady’s but all he gets is a smack on the face,even though he sounds bad he is always loyal to his friends.
by Urbanlover69 March 14, 2018
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sir david

He is super cool and funny, he has a huge wee wee and will fuck your guts out in bed, you definitely don’t wanna miss out on someone like him.
Rachel- yeah i’m dating sir david!

Sarah- Wow lucky he has a big wee wee!!
by TeheHaha September 20, 2020
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Wavy David

A water wave used for riding a surfboard on.
Hey dude! I rode that wavy david all the way to the sand bra!
by Regal Man September 10, 2011
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David and goliath

The bible story that put more of the wrong people in power than just about any other story. Napoleon and Hitler most likely saw a little bit of David in themselves (even though they weren't Jewish kings), and likened themselves to David, fighting their opponents with a slingshot and outwitting them.
David and Goliath is a story of a Jewish youth who defeats a larger opponent, and more people who are not Jewish have used it to gain support for their cause/make it more popular (especially if its bullshit) than just about any other bible story.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2019
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David Harrison

Forged in the heart of England, this is a common delicacy in the deepest depths of the mersey river. Often described as "Fucking Delicious".
Jonathan Peters: " I say this David Harrison is fucking delicious"
Katie Money: "Trudat yo dawg foshizzle mah nizzle werd"
by Dr. Gerald Bronwhiche August 09, 2011
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You David

Someone who acts homesexual in a narcissistic way or a married man fucker
Bro you David as hell and stop saying men aren’t shit
by Beea June 29, 2019
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david elfrink

Wow david elfrink. What a cool guy!
by Marsofwar1999 January 05, 2018
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