David Whales

(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards

To lighten up the harsh argument, he posted a David Whales picture in the thread.

by N. Lipstick January 3, 2010

David Egloff

a portly fellow who loves to drink and occasionally hits his wife.

That dude rocked his wife just like David Egloff.

by David Egloff March 1, 2009

David Blowie

When you wear David Bowie inspired makeup to give a blowjob and your makeup ends up running down your face.

“Wow, why does your makeup look like that?”

“Girl, I gave him a David Blowie!”

by _whorewell_ June 18, 2018

David Perez

This kid is mature as hell, funny, kind when need be, understands when to joke around in serious situations or not. He’s just a package of everything, he’s David Perez. Although he laughs at fucked up things, he knows his morals which is good. He’s just fucken David man, no he’s not fucking himself (lol), but he’s just him. He doesn’t care about what people have to say about him, 0 fucks given and that’s sexy, hella attractive man. He knows how to treat his women, he’s no boy, he’s a man. All in all his humor is great and appearance wise it’s a plus. Looking at him makes you get lost in his eyes, like you’re lost in this empty landscape with just you and him. You sort of just forget your surroundings, it’s amazing really. His eyes are filled with ambition, this dweeb is a walking trivia that says random facts non-stop, but hey I’m not complaining, day by day I learn new things . He’s like a painting I have to observe closely, every stroke, every definition, shadow, etc. defines him as a person. There’s more to know of him than just seeing him in school and speaking to him there, he’s more than just a face, but a person that’s loveable and will cherish you to the moon and back. Although he may see his name as mediocre, there’s a lot of meaning to it just like there’s a lot of meaningful things about him. He’s David, David Perez. The man of your dreams.

Grace: hey did you hear about that kid David? He’s pretty flame

Lili: Hell yeah, is girl Ali is lucky

Grace: Man I know, where can I get me a David?
David Perez: The man of your dreams

by Lilac Wonders Midnight Dreams January 21, 2018

david elfrink

The coolest person on earth

Wow david elfrink. What a cool guy!

by Marsofwar1999 January 6, 2018

David Daggett

God in the form of the most handsome defense attorney in the Triad. God bless Daddy Daggett!!

David Daggett saves!

by White mystery May 7, 2018

David and goliath

The bible story that put more of the wrong people in power than just about any other story. Napoleon and Hitler most likely saw a little bit of David in themselves (even though they weren't Jewish kings), and likened themselves to David, fighting their opponents with a slingshot and outwitting them.

David and Goliath is a story of a Jewish youth who defeats a larger opponent, and more people who are not Jewish have used it to gain support for their cause/make it more popular (especially if its bullshit) than just about any other bible story.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2019