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Jimmy James Jr

When Jim let's Vinny suck on his ballsack and nut inside of him.. resulting in an unplanned pregnancy that neither one was ready for.
"Hey babe, make sure to wear a condom... don't want a Jimmy James Jr."
by Themanhoff October 26, 2022
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Jimmy Jizzy John

When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it
She gave him a Jimmy Jizzy John and wasn’t hungry after
by TRIXareForMeHoe June 18, 2023
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the full jimmy carter

When god takes a shit on all your hard work despite doing all the right things.
Bernie Sanders got the full Jimmy Carter in the primaries.
by Jagg1999 July 18, 2016
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Jimmy Carl Black

"Hello boys and girls, I'm Jimmy Carl Black and I'm the Indian of the group."
by runtgreen June 14, 2018
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Jimmy Carter Index

A male's way of describing his horniness in semi-mathematical, yet retrofit, electric feel terms. Usually refers to how likely he is to spot women out in public places and "lust in his heart" after them, a la Jimmy Carter's notorious and groundbreaking interview in Playboy Magazine. Unlike "beer goggles," the Jimmy Carter Index refers to one's tendency to lust after co-workers, media figures, and "random passers by" in a non-inebriated state, during broad daylight.
"Dude, that new prescription for my contacts is really freaking me out cuz I'm seein' tits and ass where they shouldn't even exist--I'm running high on the Jimmy Carter Index!"
by Solanas69 February 24, 2019
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Rocketman Jimmie Zara

HOLY SHIT ITS THE ACTOR FOR ROCKETMAN JIMMIE ZARA
by WaluigiPotato12 February 17, 2019
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Jimmy Jerk-off

(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.

Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"

"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
by U735 December 11, 2021
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