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Jew Bag

It's like a Douche Bag, but Cheaper
Dustin's such a Jew Bag; he won a camera and then turned around and sold it to his work.
by Miss Sheen March 25, 2011
mugGet the Jew Bagmug.

Jew-Jitsu

sensei ramen is the master of jew jitsu. it is an ancient jewish tradition, that the asians stole 1,000,000,000 years ago
Dude, i think he new jew-jitsu
by flyinghotpocket January 1, 2008
mugGet the Jew-Jitsumug.

syrian jews

The Syrian Jew community is an extremely secluded and wealthy sect of the Jewish community. Active in fundraising for their own cummunity. Recently have come in media spotlight due to massive property management scandal in Monmouth and Ocean count New Jersey. Rumors of tax evasion have surfaced surrounding their exclusive import/export network. Typically at odds with local and neighboring communities.
The kind of people who could ruin a peaceful beach day by setting up their stuff directly on top of you. Will commondere beach chairs with out asking. Syrian Jews.
by Christophr March 2, 2007
mugGet the syrian jewsmug.

Jew Hater

A person who has hatred for those who rip other people off. Similar to a player hater.
Person One: "Hey, do you want to go sell this bag of oregano and say that it is marijuana?"

Person Two: "Yeah. Good idea. I'm flat broke. Should we take Stan with us?"

Person One: "No way. He's a total Jew Hater. He'd rat us out."
by Alpha Aquarius January 18, 2009
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Jew Douche

a douche that the jewish religion love, honor and cherish
by Jenn-Jenn fucking Jenn October 18, 2008
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Jew Bag

A person that has past the douchebaggery stage of being a 'jew' and has now reached the jewbag stage.

A person who is so full of jewishness that they may aswell just be a jew bag full of jew.
by MrGolbs February 22, 2011
mugGet the Jew Bagmug.

Jew cookie

When you get a fortune cookie and get no fortune. (it happens)
Yo, my boy Mitch got a fortune cookie and there was no fortune!!!! he got Jew cookied!!
by gainttitzzzzzzzz April 3, 2012
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