Non-Slip Shoes So Ha!

They're so totally in style these days!

“Ha, ha! I'm wearing non-slip shoes so ha!”

by frystal crire October 22, 2023

I fuck with my shoes off

What you say to a woman you’re about to fuck when you don’t want to use a condom, so when she says yeah obviously, you’re good.

I brought this young lass home and I told her I fuck with my shoes off
She said “don’t we all”
9 months later there’s my son

by anonymous September 20, 2020

Scrape The Shit Off My Shoe

A term of contempt to one disliked.

"I'm not Fukkin doin that! They can scrape the shit of my shoe..!!"

by Parker TreeFroGG December 1, 2003

LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!

He is a Very cool dude

If you meet him make sure to get his autograph because woah he’s an awesome guy :)

Person 1:Wait thats is that LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!
Person 2:cooleo
Person 3:woah that really is cool dude Leo!!

by You’re a 3 year old January 9, 2020

let me try on your shoes

This is what a person would say on the street if you're being mugged

Oi blud, let me try on your shoes they're nice

by chicken connoisseur2 February 13, 2017

one two buckle my shoe

You shove a shoe buckle up your urethra. An act typically performed by "close" friends.

I told his girlfriend that fixing his relationship would just take the good ol one two buckle my shoe.

by TotallyNotMattsFriends August 9, 2017

Michael Jordan's left shoe

Its michael jordans left shoe. there is no hidden meaning im just really bored so make me urban dictionary famous thanks

Timmy "hey bro look i got Michael Jordan's left shoe! i stole it all by myself!"
Tom " i think im gonna go now"
Timmy "You tell anyone about this and your mom will hear about all the porn you've been watching"

by KingofStuffedAnimals June 12, 2020