the v-day curse

(aka. the valentine’s day curse)

a curse set on a person that dooms any relationship they would have to break up right before February 14; they are always lonely on valentine’s day no matter how many SOs they might have had.

Alex: Hey Jaden, what are you getting your girl for Valentine’s Day?

Jaden: She broke up with me yesterday out of nowhere, i swear it’s the v-day curse at me again.

by nkb0095 January 27, 2022

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by im not in the mood June 7, 2022

h/p/a/v

adj.
/eych-pav/

A minification of terms popular on internet and bulletin board systems (BBS) throughout the 80s and 90s denoting that the sysop hosted hack/phreak/anarchy/virus content on their server.

"Rusty n Eddies was one of the most popular h/p/a/v sites in the world until the Wire Fraud Act of 1996 was passed and the following Hacker Crackdown resulted in its closure."

by NOSliwes November 21, 2009

V sign to mouth

Eating a pussy
Oral sex

Everly: he showed me the v sign to mouth during class
Ash: he definitely wants to fuck you

by Wattpad author January 15, 2023

Re V-Card

When youre single for so long that your revirganized out of principle.

Michael hasnt had the touch of a woman in so long that he is officially revirginized and his re v-card can be taken once again.

by TuckFrump2021 July 19, 2021

Honda V-Tech

A condition that Hondas reach when they go fast where the engine screams but the car doesnt go any faster, rather it just seems that it is because of the noise.

My honda v-tech really sucks

by Shank master general January 1, 2009

To Pull a Hitler (V.)

To disenfranchise or otherwise inconvenience a person of Jewish decent.

Just pull a Hitler and let Moskovitz catch the bus.

by Graham Pugh January 15, 2005