by Rodaddy69 October 31, 2021

by Jimprick December 1, 2009

the act of having to weed through the various imbeciles, morons, dumbasses, jackasses, tools, dickheads, douchebags, dipshits, dolts, and asshats among the populace to find someone worth spending your time with for relationship pursuits.
Q: How'd your date go with Mr. Wonderful last night?
A: Well, let's just say my tard weeding isn't done yet.
A: Well, let's just say my tard weeding isn't done yet.
by hottapantsa January 22, 2007

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato
Synonyms: Pot Potato
"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale."
by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017

Weed that has been rolled with sulfur and/or small amounts of gunpowder. It doesn't make you more high, just more awesome.
by SmartyPants83238 April 21, 2009

To tumble-weed is to add a comment to a joke, or add comment to a conversation that kills the flow and creates an awkward feeling among the group for a short amount of time. Then the group proceeds to say "Tumble-Weed!" and is they happen to have long curly ginger hair they shake their head about.
person 1 = "Yeah shes my bit on the side"
person 2 = "im yours too!"
person 1 = "Ha Ha i have two bits on the side!"
Tumble weeder = "you could say you have a piece on the side!"
Everyone = "TUMBLE-WEED FARROW!"
person 2 = "im yours too!"
person 1 = "Ha Ha i have two bits on the side!"
Tumble weeder = "you could say you have a piece on the side!"
Everyone = "TUMBLE-WEED FARROW!"
by Maidstone Tumble Weeder October 16, 2008

Somebody who goes about their everyday life pretending to have no association with drugs or more specifically marijuana, yet gives everyone the impression that they are a stoner.
Our teacher is such a weed wizard its not even funny.
How do Ralph's parents not know he is a total weed wizard?
How do Ralph's parents not know he is a total weed wizard?
by A Kadz November 17, 2011
