Soft War

Soft War is war which is taken part after end of cold war between Putin's Russia and US. Soft war is also war between Internet heroes and different software.
Russia lost in cold war but is winning in soft war.
by carusel_man1 March 31, 2014
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Nook War

A message board flame war, that debated the role of Tom Nook from Animal Crossing being included in Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

Usual topics included the fact he was a shopkeep, and the overall popularity of the franchise. In the end, Nook did not appear in the game as a playable fighter.
Poster 1 : "Tom Nook CAN NOT FIGHT! He's a shopkeeper!"
Poster 2 : "Animal Crossing is Nintendo's 2nd biggest franchise in Japan, how could they NOT include it?"
Poster 3 : "Damn, what a Nook War."
by Mushroomer April 25, 2009
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Anti - War

an idea that promotes peace happiness, and anti-racism. Bush doesnt know anything he is just trying to defeat iraq for oil. that money-thriving bastard. he should be casterated.
by Tom April 20, 2003
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Queers of War

The name of An all homosexual army unit. They wear cute uniforms and armed with cute looking weapons and other assorted cute equipment and vehicles.
Opfor- Durka durka, here cums the queers of war. Do not surrender fight to the death unless ye want to be fucked in the asshole as a POW durka durk.

Shawn- Like, Whatever. <with a limp wrist>
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Iraq war

A great idea that led to lots of fun for the US and UK soldiers.
Managed to whoop Saddam's ass and find him hiding in a hole.
For some stupid reason most Brits were against to war, blaming the lie about WMDs. Presumably they'd have preferred Saddam still there and his sons raping the women and children of Iraq as they did. I dispair at my country sometimes...
"why are you angry at the government?"
"THE IRAQ WAR"
"what about it?"
"it was illegal and wrong" (just saying what everyone else does)
"what, so you would have been happier with saddam still in power and the people of Iraq living a shit life, then?"
"errrr....oh.....uhmmmm.....i'm a thick shit aren't I?"
"Yes"
by Prem Shah September 14, 2006
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War Crime

When hoarsing around at work, A co-worker gets hit really hard in the testicles to the point of incapacitation.
He is now in the bathroom puking from war crimes
by The Mad Mechanic December 12, 2010
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vietnam war

-A good war that was justly fought and justly started. America was right for so-called by dumbass hippies "sticking its nose where it shouldnt have been". America did lose the war but only because a lot of the troops in the war were not motivated and all the media and politics were against the war and troops because they couldn't stand a good war that was started for the cause of justice.

I'm sorry Jane Fonda and John Kerry and others like you for offending you...maybe you should go to a different country if you don't care about America as much as you say you do. :) GOOD RIDANCE ONCE YOU DO LEAVE.
The Vietnam war was a good war, even though dumb hippies couldn't accept justice in their dictionary, the war was a good start to having a more safer world.
by ndh777 September 10, 2007
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