by L0llerc0aster June 4, 2010
Get the Slapping the bassmug. by Justj123 August 25, 2019
Get the Slaps Differentmug. after a girl gives you head u pull out cum in your hand and slap her across the face. be sure ur penis is well out of reach of the female due to the fact that this could anger her
by the sep slap July 23, 2010
Get the sep slapmug. by Asslike January 5, 2017
Get the Eel slapmug. by kiki June 12, 2004
Get the slapmug. The verb cock slap (pronounced: kOk slæp), means to slap something with your cock (penis), etc. the head of a person!
Victim: Hey dude could you cock slap the caps lock for me? All my fingers are busy with typing in my hax0rz secrets!
Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard*
Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?!
Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target!
Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard*
Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?!
Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target!
by ChrisO'Neat August 15, 2010
Get the Cock Slapmug. Slap the Porpoise - when you retrieve the bag from a boxed wine. You carry around the bag and "Slap the Porpoise" before drinking directly from the spout. The bag can/is also called "porpoise".
by Angie Ginandcola April 11, 2010
Get the Slap the Porpoisemug.